Highstreet Harassment!

You know those certain things that annoy you when you’re out, minding your own business on the highstreet? The things that happen on every highstreet – no matter where you are in the world. I call them highstreet harassments and here are my top 4…

1. The Shadow

Number one on my list is The Shadow. The Shadow is the type of person that doesn’t comprehend the concept of personal space. They stand an inch too close to you in the checkout line, they walk an inch too close to you when you’re strutting down the highstreet and worst of all, they stand an inch too close to you when you’re entering your pin number to withdraw cash. We’re all born with a shadow and one is quite enough, thank you.

2. The DD

The DD is the dangerous driver. There always seems to be one on every highstreet- the person driving a mobility scooter that really shouldn’t be allowed. They run over our feet and knock over stands – one thing I’m sure of is no claims discounts for mobility insurance must be few and far between.

3. The Bitch

The bitch is the queen of crap customer service who will go out of her way to make your life harder. Have a question about something in her store? Tough shit.

4. The Time God

These people seem to own time. It’s no object to them. It’s an infinite resource that will run out when hell freezes over. These are the people that stand in your way, walk slowly, ask stupid questions and hold up the queue. They are in no rush, so why should you be?