Jan 27, 2010

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Long Distance Sex Tips

long-distance-relationship-sex-tipsIf you’re separated from your man by land or by sea, have no fear because Rich has the best long distance sex tips that will keep your sex life as steamy as ever…

1. Long Distance Lingo

If you want to keep the passion pumping in your long-distance sex life you’re going to need to be willing to type and talk dirty. This skill comes easier to some than others but it’s something that can be learnt by all – trust me. If you’re truly experiencing a sense of ‘writer’s block’, try reading erotic literature to give you a few tips to keep those excitingly explicit lines coming all night long…no pun intended of course.

2. Story Time

This can be done by any form of communication and it’s almost guaranteed to get him hot under the collar. Tell your significant other a slow and detailed story, jam-packed with sordid details of what the two of you would get up to if you were closer. You should know your man pretty well, so make sure you drop in little fantasies that he’s mentioned to in the past to keep his pulse racing. If you want to be an extra tease, hang up the conversation at a climatic point…he’ll be gagging to know more and you’ll have somewhere to pick up from next time.

3. Lust Letter

Sometimes the old ways really are the best ways. Take the time to write your man a detailed letter telling him how much you lust for him and what you get up to now you’re all alone. Make sure you use graphical language so he can really picture the scene – seal it with a kiss and wait to hear how he squirmed with excitement while he pined over your alluring lust letter.

4. Special Delivery

Go out and buy yourself the sexiest lingerie you can find and send them in a package with nothing but a note saying “I’ll be waiting…”. As men are visual beings seeing and holding your lingerie will send him wild and you never know…he may arrive home earlier than anticipated!

5. Web Cam

With all this new technology the world really is your oyster. Why not consider setting up Skype and participate in a little 1 to 1 web cam fun with your man. You’ll get to see and hear him and the best part is…he won’t be able to touch you which will drive him mad! This is a good excuse to indulge him in a  little strip tease…

6. Picture Perfect

Send your man suggestive or explicit photos of yourself to his e-mail or cell. If you want him to work up a real sweat, send them when you know he’ll be trapped – such as while he’s at work or travelling. The unexpected surprise will have him thinking about you the whole time and without him being able to ‘releive’ himself either…

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