F**k Christmas Diets
So I’m at my day job, sitting at my desk and an e-mail arrives from my Boss. Attached were the images above and the words…
Gillian McKeith is 51. She is a TV “health guru” advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination…Nigella Lawson is 50. She is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and desserts.
So forget “join a gym and eat more celery”. This Christmas, it’s food and booze all the way. And the only exercise you need is dancing!
Merry Christmas Girls! What more do I need to say?!
Oh, and if you want to know how to detox from alcohol, there are many articles online that can help you.