Are You Best Friends?

1. You’re Honest

If your friend has come out of the fitting room in a  truly heinous dress, you’ll be the first to tell her to get it off before anyone sees.

2. You Listen

You’ve heard the story a hundred times but you still act surprised and interested as if it’s the first time you’ve heard it.

3. Hair Duty

You’ll take her to the bathroom when she’s had one too many cocktails and hold her hair back while she hurls.

4. You Go Everywhere Together

You’ve supported her in the STI clinic as well as rubbing shoulders with the oldies at her grandparent’s wedding anniversary party.

5. He Comes Second

You’ve just settled down with your man when she rings with a crisis…you make him wait while you console her for an hour.

6. You Can Tell Her Off

If she’s been a bad friend or is treating her boyfriend badly you’ll be the one to tell her.

7. You Know Her Body

You know when she’s on her period and she knows about that hairy mole on your lower back.

8. You’ll Do Anything

You’re feeling tired and fed up from work, but she’s been really looking forward to going out with you – you force yourself to go out with a smile on your face.

9. You’ll Tell Lies

You’re invited to her’s for a meal and her steak tastes like old tyres – you’ll chew and smile regardless.

10. You Won’t Tell

She’s told you a secret but you’d never contemplate telling anyone…not even your dog.