Intruder Found In Susan Boyle’s Home

Oh dear, it seems that Susan Boyle isn’t the only crackpot in Scotland – a man has been detained after an intruder was found inside Susan Boyle’s home (I have no idea he’d want to).

The Scottish Police were called to Susan Boyle’s home in Blackburn last night after SuBo found the intruder in her house standing on the stairs. Sources have informed The Sun newspaper that SuBo was returning home after spending the day in London with Simon Cowell recording the charity single for Haiti. The man apparently fled after being discovered and too bloody right, I would too seeing SuBo coming at me!

“Susan is unharmed but is obviously very, very shocked,” the source explained.

A spokesman from the Scottish Police has confirmed that a man is being questioned in connection to the incident. “Lothian and Borders Police were called to an address in Blackburn at around 9.50pm yesterday following reports of a disturbance,” they explained. “A man was detained in connection with the incident and released pending further inquiries.”

Again, why would anyone want to do this?! Crackheads.