Cheryl’s Venom Moisturiser

Good Lord! It’s reported that Cheryl Cole uses snake venom to keep her skin wrinkle-free…

I like the idea of being free from wrinkles as much as the next person, but voluntarily smearing snake venom on my face…nu uh!

According to the Daily Star, Ms. Cheryl Cole uses a moisturiser called ‘The Glamoxy Snake Serum’ which contains Syn-Ake, an ingredient that mimics the effect of the south-east Asian Temple Viper’s poisonous attack that freezes muscles.

The crazy serum has been dubbed “botox in a bottle” for it’s muscular paralytic effects. A source revealed to the Daily Star:

“Cheryl likes to stay looking as good as possible and reckons prevention is better than cure. She doesn’t need Botox yet but if there is a magic potion that can keep the wrinkles at bay, she’ll try it. She loves this new cream and lathers it on like it’s going out of fashion.”

Well good luck to her I say but just imagine getting it in your eyes! There’s a waiting list of 100,000 people and a price tag of £125 for 25 ml…needless to say this product really hasn’t sold itself to me – oh well!